Dick van Dyke
A guy is really interested in becoming an actor. He has lessons and gets an agent.
The agent calls him in and they discuss what sort of roles the actor is interested in.
They discuss numerous things and finally the actors name becomes the topic of conversation.
The agent doesn't think the actors real name is going to work,
'Penis van Lesbian' is a bit controversial.
They finally decide to go with 'Dick van Dyke' instead.
(Source: http://forums.customerssuck.com/archive/index.php/f-19.html)
The agent calls him in and they discuss what sort of roles the actor is interested in.
They discuss numerous things and finally the actors name becomes the topic of conversation.
The agent doesn't think the actors real name is going to work,
'Penis van Lesbian' is a bit controversial.
They finally decide to go with 'Dick van Dyke' instead.
(Source: http://forums.customerssuck.com/archive/index.php/f-19.html)
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