Drunk driver
A police officer pulls over a car that had been weaving all over the road.
Upon approaching the window he ask the gentleman.
“I need you to blow on this breathalyzer.”
“I can’t officer”
“Why not?”
“You see I’m an asthmatic and if I do I will have an asthma attack.”
“Well ok I’ll need you to go down to the station w/ me to submit a blood sample.”
“I can’t officer.”
“Why not?”
“You see I’m a hemophilic and I could bleed to death.”
“Well ok then we can just get a urine sample”
“I’m sorry officer I can’t do that either”
“WHY NOT?”
“You see officer I’m a diabetic, and if I do I could go into diabetic shock.”
“Well then I’m going to need you to come over here and walk that white line.”
“I can’t officer.”
“WHAT NOW?”
“I’m drunk.”
(Source: Unknown)
Upon approaching the window he ask the gentleman.
“I need you to blow on this breathalyzer.”
“I can’t officer”
“Why not?”
“You see I’m an asthmatic and if I do I will have an asthma attack.”
“Well ok I’ll need you to go down to the station w/ me to submit a blood sample.”
“I can’t officer.”
“Why not?”
“You see I’m a hemophilic and I could bleed to death.”
“Well ok then we can just get a urine sample”
“I’m sorry officer I can’t do that either”
“WHY NOT?”
“You see officer I’m a diabetic, and if I do I could go into diabetic shock.”
“Well then I’m going to need you to come over here and walk that white line.”
“I can’t officer.”
“WHAT NOW?”
“I’m drunk.”
(Source: Unknown)
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