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I'm the manager of a fitness equipment store. An older man came in one day and wanted to try one of our elliptical machines. I was concerned he might fall, so I said, "Put your foot on the lower pedal and get on it like a horse." "A horse," he quipped, "would never get on one of these."

-- Joke contributed by Robert M. Dane

(Source: Reader's Digest)

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